Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning? Where Shermine is a pleasure. (I have good reason to doubt this.)
2. What do you want other people to say about you? You can't get quicker than a Shermine fitter. (REALLY?) 3. Someone asked you out, your answer is... I liked the Shermine so much, I bought the company! (I guess... yes?) 4. How would you answer a booty call?
Look, ma, no Shermine! (incredulous voice) 5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like? Life's pretty straight without Shermine. (You mean with me it gets downright unhealthy?!) 6. To someone you dislike? The Shermine that smiles back. (More like talks back.) 7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself? A Shermine is forever. (Implying: LET ME GO NOWWW!) 8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say... If you like a lot of chocolate on your Shermine, join our club. (WHATTT. It doesn't even make sense.) 9. You're failing a subject, you say... Behold the power of Shermine. (I suck? Is that my power?) 10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say? Ribbed for a Shermine. (He dies? OMG.)
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her... P-P-P-Pick up a Shermine. (Uh. Too bad for the person?) 12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them... Chocolate Shermine since 1911. (I'm ANCIENT?!) 13. What are the best words to describe you? Shermine saves your Soul. (Hey that could be right! And by the way it's also alliteration.) 14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is... We build Shermine. (What makes me me.) 15. Your last words before you die... Do the Shermine. (I'm honoured.) 16. Your message to a special someone.. And all because the Lady loves Shermine. (To whom?) 17. Title of this post will be... All Shermine, all the time. (O.o pretty appropriate!)
Posted at 4:36 PM
The What
Hello darkness my old friend. This is a blog. My blog.
The Who
Shermine.
A mostly depressed and disillusioned individual, but may be occasionally high (although that's pretty rare).
The Which
I shall hide the cbox because it's starting to annoy me very much.
